If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it 7,846 times, drugs make you stupid. They also make you impotent, slow and hungry. If they made you white, drugs will also make you into your average right wing radio talk show host.
According to the AP, a man walking through a security checkpoint got busted with weed. […]
Identity theft has taken on a new form recently by arresting suspects using other names and personal information when they are charged at the scene of a crime. It doesn’t always work though.
According to the , a man used the name of a wanted murderer during his arrest for some unpaid parking tickets.
Police stopped […]
Some people never learn. After this moment, this moment, this moment and this moment, someone still called police to report that their drugs had been stolen. You know, I’m starting to think maybe drugs don’t make you so smart.
According to , a man and woman in California (where else, other than Florida?) called police to […]
I’ve never understood why anyone would choose to burglarize a church. Don’t they know that God can kick their ass? My priest told me that when I was a kid, it could be true.
According to the AP, police arrested a man for vandalizing a church and caught him the next morning after he fell asleep […]
I’ve never understood why men have this subconscious tendency to avoid asking for directions under any circumstances. That’s why I have to say I’m a bit proud this man took the initiative to stop and ask where he was going. I immediately took it back when I read the rest of the story.
According to the […]
A story like this will make you wonder how on Earth it could have possibly happened. That’s simple, he was born.
According to WFLX Fox 29, a thief ran over himself with his own rental van.
The thief in question stole a U-Haul, which is stupid because U-Haul will give you one as long as you […]
Drunk driving is never a joke. In this case, it’s mildly humorous.
According to the AP, a woman drove drunk to a police station.
She actually works at the state police officer as a cleaning woman. Well, not anymore.
She also drove to work drunk with her 12-year-old son making their first driving lesson all the […]
With gas prices being the way they are these days, we can understand why this guy chose to take a cab instead of his own car. But this guy can’t use the concern of global warming and deadly CO2 emissions to hide his stupidity.
According to the AP, a bank robber took a cab to commit […]
What’s more messed up than a guy who tries to a rob a place and leaves his contact information so he can come back and rob them later? When it happens a second time. Evolution is crying.
According to TV 74 in Michigan, two men were arrested for robbing a gas station because they warned the […]
This just in from the DumbCriminals 24-hour news center located at the center of a tiny atom in your mother’s eyebrow: Jacksonville Jaguars defensive back Brian Williams has been arrested.
This story comes to us courtesy of the Florida-Times Union in Jacksonville.
Here’s the play: Williams gets pulled over during a drunk driving arrest and then goes […]
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