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You have to wonder why some parents chose to become parents. I like to think they didn’t choose to become parents. They just chose whiskey instead of a library card.
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You have to question the logic of aast food, something that millions of people eat even though they know it will kill them. Imagine what the employees are like.
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Finally, the world has found a use for Craigslist that doesn’t involve used coffee tables, transsexual hookers or people who enjoy activities that normally attraction attention from federal law enforcement agents.
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Art is Kristin Kozak’s passion. When she was in the third grade in a town outside Pittsburgh, her artwork won her a chance to attend a Montessori school. Ever since, drawing, painting and colors have been her life’s love.

D.C. police have seized about 85 pounds of marijuana and nearly $40,000 in cash during raids this month targeting an accused drug dealer in Northwest Washington.

You would think the police officer exams that are administered by departments would come with a common sense exam, but who the hell are we going to get to write it up? Heh, that was […]

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God I love the summer, everything about it. The beaches, the skimpy outfits, the cold sugary treats. Why they are so addictive, they should be illegal.
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If you work in and around law enforcement, it’s probably not a good idea to do something that could attract their attention for reasons other than you brought donuts.
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Being a father must be tough. There are all the thankless jobs you have to do to ensure they grow up right. That’s why we have “Take Your Kids to Work” Day to show them […]

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Pot makes you do some weird things, like forget stuff. Pot makes you do some weird things, like, uh, I forget.
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