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I would say that if you’re going to do something like bribe a police officer during your arrest to have some common sense. But if you’re thinking of offering a bribe to an officer in […]

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I would say that if you’re going to do something like bribe a police officer during your arrest to have some common sense. But if you’re thinking of offering a bribe to an officer in […]

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Safety is job one here at DumbCriminals HQ. We have fire extinguishers posted on the walls in our staff kitchen. We have fire extinguishers posted at fire exits. We even have fire extinguishers posted next […]

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Safety is job one here at DumbCriminals HQ. We have fire extinguishers posted on the walls in our staff kitchen. We have fire extinguishers posted at fire exits. We even have fire extinguishers posted next […]

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The worst thing anyone can do is repeat themselves. But the WORST thing anyone can do is repeat themselves.
One burglar learned that lesson when he tried to rob the same place twice, according to […]

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D.C. and federal authorities yesterday announced the arrest of 20 people and the seizure of thousands of dollars worth of illegal drugs and cash after a six-month investigation of a drug ring that operated in a Southeast Washington neighborhood.

If you’re going to commit check fraud, don’t. That’s probably the most sound advice I have ever given to humanity.
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If you’re ever arrested for smuggling, an excuse that almost never works is “HeyIdunno.”
A smuggler busted for bringing drugs into the country said he thought he was bringing diamonds in the country, according to […]

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Cell phones are a big pain in the butt. They are always going off when you don’t want them or, they aren’t working when you need them to like when your car is stranded and […]

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I’m not the kind of person who likes to tell other people how to take care of their own children. If you’re coming to meet for advice on raising your kids, you either have no […]

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